Make no Mis”Stake”, Twilight is Good.

Twilight Review

Where do I even begin, I want to start with how absolutely absurd this book is. First, if it wasn’t for his vampirical powers, Edward would be deemed an outcasted loser, oh wait, he already pretty much is. Don’t think I’m going to be easy on Bella either, because she is just as much of an outcast weirdo. This makes them perfect for each other, in a sick, twisted sense. Both of them are clearly mentally ill, so that’s amazing. 

Due to my Bipolar nature, my thoughts about this movie are easily swayed, depending on my mood, but the only consistent thought that I’ve maintained is “why would you be associated with anyone who drives a Volvo?”. Just kidding, it’s actually, “Why is this book so long?”. It’s not like I dislike reading, it’s one of my favorite hobbies, up there with watching sports, and playing Clash Royale, i’m not opposed to long books either, if they have a reason for being so long, but this book drags on and on, then you find out that there’s more books after, it feels like the book could have ended a third of the way thru and still be as relevant as it is today. So in other words, just watch the movie, like I did way back in freshman year, along with my mother, a diehard fan of the series, and although I fell asleep, I enjoyed the first ten minutes of the film.

I would give this book an 8/10, although it’s entertaining, it felt like a chore reading it, it’s a very long book (544 pages), it’s also poorly paced, without giving any spoilers, there are sections of the book that are irrelevant while some topics are sped over ( hint, hint). I would recommend watching the movie instead of subjecting yourself to words on a page.