Stardew Valley character opinions

Stardew Valley is a farming simulator video game where you can choose characters to romance or spend your life with. 

Ranking

1. (TIE) Harvey and Krobus: Harvey is the best character in the game because his mustache makes him look really good and he’s a doctor. What else would you need? And his requests are simple and easy to follow through with. Krobus is also a really cute character; just because he lives in the sewers doesn’t mean he isn’t adorable. He’s really cute in the sense that he looks like a ball of sludge.
2. Abigail: She’s very stubborn and sweet and has the best heart events.
3. Alex: He’s a decent guy.
4. Haley: She’s mean, but she’s pretty
5. Sam: He’s cool, kind, and his haircut reminds me of Dio from JJBA.
6. Leah: She’s very motivated and artistic. I’d also describe her as sweet and caring.
7. Shane: He’s dirty, messy, and inherently a lost cause. But he has his moments of redemption in the game.
8. Maru: She’s very smart, her hair is pretty, but she can be a little self-centered.
9. Penny: She’s a very sad lady, but she is determined to educate the kids of Stardew Valley, and that in itself is pretty heroic.
10. Elliott: He’s a decent dude, he just looks plain just with his long hair.
11. Emily: She’s very eccentric; she needs to learn that red lipstick isn’t her color, and the only thing cool about her is that she makes her own clothes.
12. Sebastian: He lives with his parents, he only wears purple, he’s emo, I hate him.